Sigs

Sigs new

Always

If you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always gotten. -Tony Robbins

Beauty

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. -Joan Collins

Boiling

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. -Mitch Hedberg

Die

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. -Bertrand Russell

Early

Early to bed and early to rise
Is the way to feel stupid and have red eyes. -Shirley Brooks

Folly

One man's folly is another man's wife. -Helen Rowland

Garden

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. -Marcus Tullius Cicero

German

One German is a philosopher, two Germans are a beer pub, three Germans are a heavy industry, four Germans are a world war.

Gutter

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. -Oscar Wilde

Heaven

Go to heaven for the climate, hell for the company. -Mark Twain

Love

We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect. -Alanis Morissette

Monogamy

I think serial monogamy says it all. -Tracey Ullman

Programmers

Real programmers do not read books like "effective listening" and "communication skills".

Responsibility

Responsibility is the price of freedom.

Sense

Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering. -Marilyn vos Savant

Steal

Don't steal. The government hates competition.

Thin

I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people. -Rodney Dangerfield

When

When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London. -Bette Midler

Wide

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad. -Samuel Goldwyn

Wind

No wind serves him who addresses his voyage to no certain port. -Michel de Montaigne

Wrongs

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. -Lawrence J. Peter