Sigs

Sigs 0-9

0

If it's 0 degrees today, and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

1/2

1/2 of debugging is making the other bugs work right!

2

Never forget: 2 + 2 = 5 for extremly large values of 2.

4(1)

It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter. -Marlene Dietrich

4(2)

The 4 Food Groups: Frozen, Instant, Take-out & Dominos!

10(1)

I haven't slept for 10 days, because that would be too long. -Mitch Hedberg

10(2)

10... 9... 8... 7... 6... (Bo Derek getting older)

12(1)

It's five before noon - as every 12 hours. -Gerhard Kocher

12(2)

My 12 step program: never be more than twelve steps away from chocolate.

12(3)

Better to be judged by 12 than carried by six.

50

The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life. -Muhammed Ali

62

62% of those polled felt polls asked trivial questions.

75

Three out of four people make up 75% of the population.

90

90% of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.

95

Hiroshima '45 Tschernobyl '86 Windows '95

100

You can live to be 100 if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be 100. - Woody Allen

127.0.0.1

There's no place like 127.0.0.1