Sigs

Sigs: V

Value

The value of the source code is in inverse proportion to the authors desire to hide it.

Vampires(1)

Vampires are a pain in the neck.

Vampires(2)

Buffy, when I said you could slay vampires and have a social life, I didn't mean at the same time. -Giles

Vegetarian(1)

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

Vegetarian(2)

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

Vegetarian(3)

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning towards the sunlight. -Rita Rudner

Vegetarians

Vegetarians eat vegetables. Beware of Humanitarians.

Veni(1)

Veni, Vidi, Velcro. (I came, I saw, I stuck around.)

Veni(2)

Veni, vidi, da Vinci. (I came to see the Italian paintings)

Veni(3)

Veni, Vidi, Vodka (I came, and after what I saw, I needed a drink.)

Veni(4)

Veni, Vidi, Vestibule (I came, I saw, I hid in the closet).

Veni(5)

Veni, Vedi, Vegi - I came, I saw, I had a salad.

Veni(6)

Veni, vidi, Volvo (I came, I saw, I got a ride home with a Yuppie.)

Verb

This sentence no verb.

Verbosity

Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things. -Dan Quayle

Viagra

I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice: I don't know if I'm coming or going. -Rodney Dangerfield

Victory

The hardest victory is victory over self. -Aristotle

Villainy

Once again, villainy is rotting meat before the maggots of justice!

Village

There is in every village a torch - the teacher; and an extinguisher - the clergyman. - Victor Hugo

Violence

Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.

Virtue

"Virtue is in the middle," said the devil, as he sat down between two lawyers.

Virus(1)

Virus detected! (P)our chicken soup on motherboard?

Virus(2)

Old Virus Detected, Contact Hacker For Update [Y/N]?

Virus(3)

New virus detected, please take this time to fill out registration card.

Virus(4)

Is a virus a 'micro' organism?

Viruses

I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image. -Stephen Hawking

Visionary

The visionary lies to himself, the liar only to others. -Friedrich Nietsche

Vista

VISTA is an acronym for the top five Windows problems: Viruses, Intrusions, Spyware, Trojans and Adware.

Visualizing

I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

Vocabulary

My vocabulary is as bad as, like, whatever.

Volume

Volume in Drive C: TOO_LOUD!

Vote

Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against. -W.C. Fields

Voters

Voters don't decide issues, they decide who will decide issues. -George Will

Voting(1)

If we quit voting will they all go away?

Voting(2)

If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.

Vowel

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. -Bill Cosby

Voyage

The voyage of discovery is not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes. -Marcel Proust