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sigsSigs (signatures/handtekeningen) zijn de vaak humoristische quotes/oneliners die mensen onderaan hun email zetten, ze worden ook wel taglines genoemd. Onderaan alle 'sigs' pagina's kun je klikken op 'next' zodat je als je dat wilt eenvoudig alle 'sigs' pagina's achter elkaar kunt lezen. De sigs die ik verzamel zijn allemaal engelstalig en veel sigs hebben iets met computers te maken. Welke sigs je leuk vindt hangt af van je gevoel voor humor en dat is bij ieder mens weer anders.
Vergeet niet om ook een berichtje achter te laten in het gastenboek:

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Sigs: V

Value
The value of the source code is in inverse proportion to the authors desire to hide it.
Vampires(1)
Vampires are a pain in the neck.
Vampires(2)
Buffy, when I said you could slay vampires and have a social life, I didn't mean at the same time. -Giles
Vegetarian(1)
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
Vegetarian(2)
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown
Vegetarian(3)
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning towards the sunlight. -Rita Rudner
Vegetarians
Vegetarians eat vegetables. Beware of Humanitarians.
Veni(1)
Veni, Vidi, Velcro. (I came, I saw, I stuck around.)
Veni(2)
Veni, vidi, da Vinci. (I came to see the Italian paintings)
Veni(3)
Veni, Vidi, Vodka (I came, and after what I saw, I needed a drink.)
Veni(4)
Veni, Vidi, Vestibule (I came, I saw, I hid in the closet).
Veni(5)
Veni, Vedi, Vegi - I came, I saw, I had a salad.
Veni(6)
Veni, vidi, Volvo (I came, I saw, I got a ride home with a Yuppie.)
Verb
This sentence no verb.
Verbosity
Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things. -Dan Quayle
Viagra
I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice: I don't know if I'm coming or going. -Rodney Dangerfield
Victory
The hardest victory is victory over self. -Aristotle
Villainy
Once again, villainy is rotting meat before the maggots of justice!
Village
There is in every village a torch - the teacher; and an extinguisher - the clergyman. - Victor Hugo
Violence
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
Virtue
"Virtue is in the middle," said the devil, as he sat down between two lawyers.
Virus(1)
Virus detected! (P)our chicken soup on motherboard?
Virus(2)
Old Virus Detected, Contact Hacker For Update [Y/N]?
Virus(3)
New virus detected, please take this time to fill out registration card.
Virus(4)
Is a virus a 'micro' organism?
Viruses
I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image. -Stephen Hawking
Visionary
The visionary lies to himself, the liar only to others. -Friedrich Nietsche
Vista
VISTA is an acronym for the top five Windows problems: Viruses, Intrusions, Spyware, Trojans and Adware.
Visualizing
I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
Vocabulary
My vocabulary is as bad as, like, whatever.
Volume
Volume in Drive C: TOO_LOUD!
Vote
Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against. -W.C. Fields
Voters
Voters don't decide issues, they decide who will decide issues. -George Will
Voting(1)
If we quit voting will they all go away?
Voting(2)
If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.
Vowel
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. -Bill Cosby
Voyage
The voyage of discovery is not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes. -Marcel Proust

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