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sigsSigs (signatures/handtekeningen) zijn de vaak humoristische quotes/oneliners die mensen onderaan hun email zetten, ze worden ook wel taglines genoemd. Onderaan alle 'sigs' pagina's kun je klikken op 'next' zodat je als je dat wilt eenvoudig alle 'sigs' pagina's achter elkaar kunt lezen. De sigs die ik verzamel zijn allemaal engelstalig en veel sigs hebben iets met computers te maken. Welke sigs je leuk vindt hangt af van je gevoel voor humor en dat is bij ieder mens weer anders.
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Sigs: K

Kamikaze
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Karaoke
Karaoke is Japanese for tone deaf.
Key(1)
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
Key(2)
Hi, my name is Annie Key. Please don't hit me!
Keyboard(1)
No keyboard detected -- Press F1 to continue.
Keyboard(2)
My Go this amn keyboar oesn't have any 's.
Keyboard(3)
Keyboard not found... THINK F1 to continue.
Keys
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. -Doug Larson
KGB
A KGB keyboard has no <ESC> key.
Kid
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. -Emo Philips
Kidnapped
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. -Rodney Dangerfield
Kids(1)
I have good-looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me. -Rodney Dangerfield
Kids(2)
I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one.
Kill(1)
That which does not kill you... really hurts!
Kill(2)
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. - Woody Allen
Kill(3)
Guns don't kill people... Mail readers kill people.
Kilroy
Kilroy occupied these coordinates.
Kind(1)
You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. -Al Capone
Kind(2)
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
King(1)
To love a king is not bad, but a king who loves you is better.
King(2)
Once a king always a king, but once a knight isn't enough.
Kinky
Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.
Kiss
I used to kiss her on her lips, but its all over now.
Kissing
I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth.
Kitchen
A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is delirious.
Kitten
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it's a cat.
Klaatu
Klaatu barada nikto
Kleptomania
Got kleptomania?? Why don't you take something for it?
Kleptomaniac
A kleptomaniac has a gift of the grab.
Knives
You're young, you're drunk, you're in bed, you have knives; shit happens. -Angelina Jolie
Know(1)
Those who know, know who knows.
Know(2)
To know that we know what we know, and to know that we do not know what we do not know, that is true knowledge. -Copernicus
Know(3)
I know it all. I just can't remember it all at once!
Know(4)
Those of us who know it all are still mad at those that know more.
Know(5)
The more you know the less you need to say. -Jim Rohn
Know(6)
The less you know, the more you believe. -Bono
Know(7)
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Know-it-all
Those who think they know-it-all are very annoying to those of us who do.
Knowledge(1)
You can lead people to knowledge... but you can't make them think!
Knowledge(2)
There is much pleasure to be gained in useless knowledge. -Bertrand Russell

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