Sigs

Sigs: J

Java

Don't use this code for realtime control for weapons systems, or for anything else that may put life or limb at hazard. It isn't man-rated, it isn't really thing-rated, and we don't claim that it's worth a good G*dDamn for anything at all, at all. -Mike Andrews, on Java compilers

Jazz(1)

Jazz is not dead... it just smells funny. -Zappa

Jazz(2)

If you have to ask what jazz is, you'll never know. -Louis Armstrong

Jesus(1)

Jesus saves, passes to Moses; he shoots, HE SCORES!

Jesus(2)

Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

Jesus(3)

I love Jesus, it's his fan club I can't stand.

Jim

Dammit Jim! I'm a doctor, not a tagline!

Job(1)

I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job. -George H.W. Bush

Job(2)

If a job is worth doing, then get someone in to do it properly.

Job(3)

My job sucks, but at least the pay's lousy.

Job(4)

Find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life.

Jogger

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it. -Joan Rivers

Jokes(1)

Most political jokes get elected.

Jokes(2)

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. -Will Rogers

Jokes(3)

The trouble with political jokes is they get elected.

Journey(1)

It is good to have an end to journey towards; but it is the journey that matters in the end. -Ursula K. Le Guin

Journey(2)

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

Journey(3)

A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.

Joy

The noblest pleasure is the joy of understanding. -Leonardo Da Vinci

Joyous

Make a joyous noise! (But deny it when smelled by others)

Judge(1)

Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods. -Albert Einstein

Judge(2)

Never judge a book by it's movie.

Judge(3)

Always judge a book by its cover. It has been specifically designed to target a certain audience so you can pretty much tell whether you're going to like it or not.

Judgement(1)

Good judgement comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes of bad judgment.

Judgement(2)

Good judgement comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgement. -Rita Mae Brown

Judgements

I have made good judgements in the Past. I have made good judgements in the Future. -Dan Quayle

Juggler

A juggler is a schizophrenic playing catch.

Junk(1)

JUNK is stuff that you keep for 20 years, then throw away a week before you need it.

Junk(2)

Junk: stuff we throw away. Stuff: junk we keep.

Junk(3)

In any household, junk accumulates to the space available for its storage.

Junk(4)

Avoid junk mail, get an unlisted ZIP code.

Justice(1)

Justice will not be served until those who are unaffected are as outraged as those who are. -Benjamin Franklin

Justice(2)

Justice: A decision in your favor.

Justify

Justify my text? I'm sorry but it has no excuse.